Live it up, you'll never live this down.

i’m gonna take a nap before i go to bed

— 4 minutes ago with 1 note
#nap  #sleep  #bed  #tired  #life  #why  #bored  #sad 

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

gold

(via pretzelsnpossums)

— 15 minutes ago with 176658 notes

neverrwhere:

patunes:

either i

  • dont have enough followers to get hate

or i

  • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about

image

(via wholockedtheimpala)

— 29 minutes ago with 305307 notes

I eat breakfast foods every meal of the day other than dinner.. and even then sometimes for dinner too

(Source: friendswafffleswork, via wailtothethief)

— 3 hours ago with 15042 notes
really loving this weather, almost motivated enough to exercise.. almost..

really loving this weather, almost motivated enough to exercise.. almost..

— 5 hours ago with 1 note
#me  #how am i so lazy  #spring  #weather 

helloiamjt:

I wonder how long it’ll be before this gets taken down

ahahahahahahaha

(via geminimanly)

— 5 hours ago with 38406 notes

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

HOW CAN ‘SKINNY BITCH’ EVEN BE AN INSULT WHEN ‘BIG BOOTY BITCH’ IS A COMPLIMENT, IT’S LITERALLY DESCRIBING THE BODY TYPE AND USING ‘BITCH’ TO SHOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT FEMALES, HOLY FUCK I AM A SKINNY BITCH AND IT’S FINE

(via jinseinotsuki)

— 5 hours ago with 81786 notes

fuckyessourcefed:

Woman Gets Third Boob Implanted To Become “Unattractive”

A woman has decided to get a third boob implanted to become “unattractive to men” but she doesn’t understand how men work.

More on this story: [x]
Hosts: William Haynes

(via haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)

— 6 hours ago with 22 notes

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

easily the greatest response to anything ever

(Source: aryanstark, via imgonnamakeachange)

— 6 hours ago with 1019334 notes