Live it up, you'll never live this down.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

(Source: omnomnominator, via ispyafangirl)

— 2 hours ago with 626141 notes

pabuthefirecat:

Pabu, the Acrobatic Cat

Pabu: Jump!  Jump!  Double-jump!

(via ispyafangirl)

— 2 hours ago with 41467 notes

monicas-apartment:

sarahtheterror:

alwaysblind:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

Hh

My name is literally H

T
But you can call me Mr. T

— 2 days ago with 226664 notes

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

Oh wow, I have played spin the bottle, been to a party with red solo cups and been in a food fight (the great pavlova war) do not recommend food fights, they are fun until you have to clean pav off the windows

(via ahoykiddway)

— 2 days ago with 120515 notes

swolizard:

night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

image

facts

(via kidbuudha)

— 2 days ago with 286823 notes

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie, via delta-seven)

— 2 days ago with 132427 notes

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

image

image

that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

(Source: umbrhella, via haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)

— 2 days ago with 389293 notes

People who reblog their own things saying ‘oh gosh is this still going around?’
Are you telling me you didnt notice you getting notifications on it? It just got 18k notes like freaking magic?
Fuck you

— 2 days ago with 2 notes
#notes  #fuck you  #tumblr  #reblog 
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via askingtheanswers)

— 2 days ago with 285040 notes